A few years ago my wife and I baby sat my sister-in-laws cat named Graycie. Zoe has been around Graycie several times and they get along great. They really enjoy playing with each other and getting into shenanigans together. They sort of have a playful rivalry with each other. As with any rivalry though, there were some "fights". On occasion, we witnessed playful tussles between Zoe and Graycie so much so we started taking pictures of their "fights". As a result, the following episode was created.
Only on pay-purr-view can you witness this heavyweight matchup between Zoe "Binky Cat" Binky and Graycie "T-Bone" Marie. This title belt will feature 2 ferocious felines going head to head in a 2 round fight. Winner take all. The fight has been building for some time as these two big cats have real animosity toward each other. The action will take place in the Windy City, so act now or be left out in the cold. Sign up today for "THE DITY IN THE CITY!"
To prepare for the fight, Zoe trained diligently. She would run 10 miles a day, work the bag until her paws were sore, and jump rope until the band would break. She loved slamming the rope to the ground after she was done. Zoe became very light on her feet and when she entered the ring to spar, her opponent would cower in fear.
Zoe trained up to the day of the fight and was ready for the matchup. She went to the weigh-in in pristine athletic condition and went toe to toe with Graycie for the first time. Graycie with her brute squad mentality weighed in at a husky 12.4 pounds. Zoe was overmatched and instantly became the under-cat at a respectable 10.2 pounds. They posed for pictures and touched gloves. Before they broke, Graycie leaned in and whispered to Zoe, "I will T-Bone you!" It was on! (add 80's theme song or any dramatic music at this point).
The referee brought the 2 fighters to the center and asked for a clean fight. Graycie just stared at Zoe and Zoe did not back down. DING! Graycie came out strong and landed a huge haymaker stunning Zoe. Gracyie was clearly the aggressor and Zoe was just left to defend herself. Zoe could feel her eye starting to swell when the bell rang to end the first round. Round one went to Graycie.
The referee brought the 2 fighters to the center and asked for a clean fight. Graycie just stared at Zoe and Zoe did not back down. DING! Graycie came out strong and landed a huge haymaker stunning Zoe. Gracyie was clearly the aggressor and Zoe was just left to defend herself. Zoe could feel her eye starting to swell when the bell rang to end the first round. Round one went to Graycie.
Zoe gathered herself on the sideline and dug deep into her training. She was well prepared for this fight and had to start round 2 with a fury. And a fury is what happened. Zoe instantly came out with a barrage of jabs to Graycie's head. Stunned, Graycie tried to protect herself but could not. She wasted too much energy in round 1 and Zoe was relentless. Down goes Graycie! Down goes Graycie!
Graycie never recovered and Zoe took the championship! Both fighters fought a good fight and in the end gained each other's respect. After the fight, they even went out to eat together. They remain close to this day.
THE END.
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