Zoe sometimes has an accident where she misses the litter box. Other times, we don't think its an accident. In fact, we think she is leaving us a message with her little surprise. The location of her surprise is the telling sign. If its on the floor on my side of the bed, she's mad at me or on Erin's side, she is mad at her. We even caught her in the act and have deemed the process "The Dump and Run. " Basically, she leaves her surprise then sprints out of the room.
To avoid the authorities, Zoe tries to go incognito:
Option 1 - She uses her extra fur to create a toupee. This does not fool the authorities because the toupee blows off in the wind.
Option 2 - Zoe wears dark shades to try and hide her face. Again this is not a good option because the authorities are aware of her popularity from the photo on Binky's Blog!
Option 3 - She dresses like Cher. The authorities are fooled until they ask her to sing "If I Could Turn Back Time" and realize Zoe cannot sing!
As a result, she is brought into custody.
Guilty! The sentence - 1 week of Community Service.
The End.
I asked for photos of your pets to include in an upcoming episode. This episode included little miss Oreo. Oreo's mom is a legal expert in Florida so she fittingly played the role of the judge (good job Diane).
If you want your pet to be part of an upcoming episode, send Binky a photo.
