EPISODE 14 - BINKY'S BACK!

After a 6 month hiatus, Binky is back!  She spent her time off in the hills of Tuscany looking for solitude so that she could write her masterpiece! 

She found the perfect location. 

At first she struggled with writers block. 

It kept her up at nights!

And then she had an epiphany!

She completed her novel and had it published!

Check out Zoe enjoying the fruits of her labor! 

As a follower of this blog, you know that I have taken some time off from Binky Cat.  I actually spent that time writing, illustrating, and publishing a kids book.   

THE PERFECT KITTY

by

ERIC OZIMOK

Description: Join little Erin on her special day as she goes along with her mom to search for the Perfect Kitty in this adorable illustrated kids book. The pro-adoption message is perfect for teaching kids the responsibilities of owning a pet. 

There are two ways you can adopt the Perfect Kitty. For a mere $9.99 you can bring this lovable and adorable kitty into your home.  Here's how:

You can go to my publisher's (Createspace) e-store webpage that has been made exclusively for my book.  https://www.createspace.com/4007617 

or

You can buy direct from Amazon.com.  To find my book on amazon, type my name (Eric Ozimok) in the search bar on the main page.  http://www.amazon.com 

To purchase this book click on the links on the left side of this blog near the top, under Zoe's Book!  The author appreciates all the support. 

EPISODE 13 - NATO

Due to heightened security for the NATO Summit this weekend in Chicago, Binky Cat has gone on hiatus until further notice.

Any actions of Binky without Binky's Blog consent is prohibited, except the use of force by tank to protect her owners from protestors.   Binky's owners cannot be held responsible for her actions.  

EPISODE 12 - CREAM CHEESE MAKER

Zoe is a fool for cream cheese.  She's been known to drop what she is doing and appear out of nowhere to get her paws on it.  She knows when she hears the toaster (aka, the cream cheese maker), a delicious treat will be available. Whatever you do, do not get in the way of her cream cheese! 

The End. 

EPISODE 11 - DUMP AND RUN

Zoe sometimes has an accident where she misses the litter box.  Other times, we don't think its an accident.  In fact, we think she is leaving us a message with her little surprise.  The location of her surprise is the telling sign.  If its on the floor on my side of the bed, she's mad at me or on Erin's side, she is mad at her.  We even caught her in the act and have deemed the process "The Dump and Run. " Basically,  she leaves her surprise then sprints out of the room.    

To avoid the authorities, Zoe tries to go incognito:

Option 1 - She uses her extra fur to create a toupee.  This does not fool the authorities because the toupee blows off in the wind.  

Option 2 - Zoe wears dark shades to try and hide her face.  Again this is not a good option because the authorities are aware of her popularity from the photo on Binky's Blog! 

Option 3 - She dresses like Cher.  The authorities are fooled until they ask her to sing "If I Could Turn Back Time" and realize Zoe cannot sing! 

As a result, she is brought into custody. 

Guilty!  The sentence - 1 week of Community Service.

The End. 

I asked for photos of your pets to include in an upcoming episode.  This episode included little miss Oreo.  Oreo's mom is a legal expert in Florida so she fittingly played the role of the judge (good job Diane).  

 If you want your pet to be part of an upcoming episode, send Binky a photo.

EPISODE 10 - FOOTBALL SUNDAY

Zoe is from Chicago but she's no Bears fan.  She roots for the team that wears the mighty black and gold!  Binky loves watching football on Sundays and if you listen closely, you can hear her yelling at the TV, "YINZ GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF JAGOFFS!"

Go Stillers!